I messed about with my doctor yesterday

[blingman]

Every year my life insurance company send a bunch of forms to be filled out by me and my doctor. So I had an appointment yesterday to see him.

I walk in wait 40 minutes past my time they gave me, finally I get to go into his ofice.

He says hi how you doing, I said great so he says what is the problem then, I said nothing I need these forms filled out your office said to bring them.

He says okay let's take your temperature, weight, blood pressure, O2 level, usual crap.

Then he says do you smoke, I said no thanks I just put one out before I came in. Then he said how about coffee do you drink coffee I said sure if you're offering make mine black please. He didn't take the jokes too well. But since he made me wait for 40 minutes I could care less. 15 minutes of him reading 4 pages and checking off a few boxes, fucker charged me $75 to fill it out. God knows what they'll bill my health insurance provider for the visit.

That was it I thought I would share it with you all.

[TheButcher]

LOL you cracked me up laughing brotha.

One time I went for a routine check up and the doctor was this really hot looking woman after the usual tests she said I have to check your prostate, drop your pants lie on the bed. I said what no getting to know each other, going out for dinner first. Just drop my pants, she said please leave, I left. It was a joke but some people don't take too kindly to some of my jokes but who cares if a joke is not meant to be personal then it's a joke.

Not making this up.

[blingman]

LOL you cracked me up laughing brotha.

One time I went for a routine check up and the doctor was this really hot looking woman after the usual tests she said I have to check your prostate, drop your pants lie on the bed. I said what no getting to know each other, going out for dinner first. Just drop my pants, she said please leave, I left. It was a joke but some people don't take too kindly to some of my jokes but who cares if a joke is not meant to be personal then it's a joke.

Not making this up.

Wait I forgot Butch, I forgot to mention the part where he was filling in the family history for disease. He asked abut my parents my brother, what they have.....and then he said what about your gran parents what did they have, I have never met 3 of the 4, they were dead when I was born.

So when he said what did your rand parents have I said probably a horse and buggy there were no cars back then

I think that didn't sit well with him either, how the heck do i know what my grand parents had.

[TheButcher]

LOL you cracked me up laughing brotha.

One time I went for a routine check up and the doctor was this really hot looking woman after the usual tests she said I have to check your prostate, drop your pants lie on the bed. I said what no getting to know each other, going out for dinner first. Just drop my pants, she said please leave, I left. It was a joke but some people don't take too kindly to some of my jokes but who cares if a joke is not meant to be personal then it's a joke.

Not making this up.

Wait I forgot Butch, I forgot to mention the part where he was filling in the family history for disease. He asked abut my parents my brother, what they have.....and then he said what about your gran parents what did they have, I have never met 3 of the 4, they were dead when I was born.

So when he said what did your rand parents have I said probably a horse and buggy there were no cars back then

I think that didn't sit well with him either, how the heck do i know what my grand parents had.

I have to remember that one lol


Peace

[unicams]

Two of you need to get a stand up routine going together

[Stangman]

fucker charged me $75 to fill it out.

You could have got a BJ for that money instead

[TheButcher]

Two of you need to get a stand up routine going together

I always wanted to be comic but my parents said go study, serious. I joke around with everyone and some get pissed some don't but it's never mean or personal.

[DonMK]

Two of you need to get a stand up routine going together

I always wanted to be comic but my parents said go study, serious. I joke around with everyone and some get pissed some don't but it's never mean or personal.

And you got to be a porn webmaster

[AlexO]

That finger part I never like

[cimage]

Hilarious shit man

[NSWDave]

Is a prostate exam painful?

[bbwlover]

You boys are lucky a PAP smear is pain not some guy sticking his finger up your butt hole

[TheButcher]

Is a prostate exam painful?

Not do much painful as embarrassing and uncomfortable

[Boner]

You boys are lucky a PAP smear is pain not some guy sticking his finger up your butt hole

Talking about that does a mammogram hurt at all?

[razor]

Why do they have to finger us if they can detect prostate cancer in a blood test?