Q: What do you call an anorexic woman with a yeast infection? A: A Quarter Pounder with Cheese
What’s worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced.
Q: Why didn’t the Toilet Paper cross the street A: It got stuck in a crack
What did the saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she’s a slut, but if a man does it… He’s gay, definitely gay.